Forgive the cornyness. I’m no George Carlin.
Why was the pianist banging his head against the keys?
-He was trying to play by ear.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?
-A flat major
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
-You can’t tuna fish
Why was the pianist mom mad at him?
-He was causing treble
What did the pianist’s wife say when she went to get groceries?
-“I’m going Chopin. I’ll be back in a minuet.
What did the pianist say to the tightrope walker?
-You better C sharp or you’ll B flat.
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